Category: Movies


24 Movie is a Go!

In January I wrote a post about how the movie tied to the hit Fox TV series 24 might not happen, do to lack of a working script and other problems.

I was thrilled to find out last week that Mark Bomback stepped up and wrote a draft of the script, which he is expected to turn in by the end of this year. All the film needs is a director and it will be ready to start shooting in the spring.

Click here to read the article from Bleeding Cool.

I can’t sit here and write how excited I am that Kiefer Sutherland will be in the movie, because really, would they do a 24 movie without him? Not a chance.

I don’t know what the production timeframe for the movie will be, or if the release date will be any time soon (probably not), or if anyone but Kiefer will join the cast (hopefully), but who cares, I’m excited. And I hope to see a lot of our old friends coming back to join the cast. Come on folks, why not?

I’ll be glad to have 24 back if only for a few hours. A little adrenaline-fueled escape never hurt anyone.

 

I braved the crowd yesterday and went to my first NY Comic Con at the Javits Center in NYC out of sheer curiosity.  I was pleasantly surprised to learn it isn’t just about comics – they feature movies, video games, TV shows, etc. Basically it’s a geek fest.

Stephen King Delight

I was THRILLED to meet Sam Ernst, Executive Producer of the TV show Haven, which is loosely based on Stephen King’s The Colorado Kid (which I hated). I’ve avoided the show because I didn’t like the book, but Ernst got totally King-geeky with me for a few minutes and explained how the show is really not like the book at all, and went on to detail all of the King references embedded in the script. I was sold and am about to start watching on Netflix (how can I resist a reference to a little boy in a yellow slicker playing with a paper boat?).

Me with Sam Ernst (left) and Lucas Bryant, who plays Nathan Wournos on the show

Me with Sam Ernst (left) and Lucas Bryant, who plays Nathan Wournos on the show


I Met a Moogle

As I’ve mentioned before, my favorite video game is Final Fantasy III. Imagine my delight to meet a Moogle at Comic Con:

Unlike the messed-up Square Enix plush version of Mog, this life-size Moogle doesn't have Xs for eyes

Unlike the messed-up Square Enix plush version of Mog, this life-size Moogle doesn't have Xs for eyes

Badass Artist Making 8-Bit Art

This guy, Adam Shub of Square Painter, does amazing 8-bit paintings of pretty much anything you want. I love this rendition of Final Fantasy III Kefka:

I’m going to commission a version of FF3 Celes performing a Doom spell on Cactrot. Other ideas are welcome!

What I Hated About Comic Con

1. Too many people – the place was jam-packed and the flow of traffic sucked.

2. Too many people farting – enough said.

Ask me what Stephen King book was the biggest disappointment and I will hands-down tell you it’s The Stand. This epic tale (or fail, depending on your point of view) consists of well over 1,000 pages and chronicles the world after a superflu nicknamed “Captain Tripps” decimates the population and leaves the remaining survivors in one of two groups. The “good” group is led by an old woman named Mother Abigail, the “bad” group led by none other than King’s “Man in Black” himself, Randall Flagg.

Flagg, aka the “Walkin’ Dude,” aka the “Man in Black,” has appeared in other King classics such as Insomnia (#5 on my all-time favorite list) and The Dark Tower series. He was also a notable character in the entertaining but less-than-classic Eyes of the Dragon.

The Stand meanders its way across thousands of pages in King’s classic wordy style, and weaves an epic tale of good vs. evil, yada yada. It becomes tiresome but you bargain with yourself and agree to see it through.

***SPOILER***

Then, just when you’re psyched for a huge blockbuster ending (because dammit, after more than 1,000 pages you’ve earned it), King saves the good guys from Flagg and Co. by having the hand of God come down and kill the bad guys. I’m not kidding.

That ending is by far King’s worst (and he’s not known for his endings). It was so bad, in fact, that it drops the book down on my rating scale somewhere around the level of Tommyknockers and my all-time anti-favorite, The Regulators.

But I admit the book is good fodder for a movie, and I just learned that someone is indeed looking to make it a full-length film. I’m surprised no one has attempted it until now (not counting the TV miniseries).

It might even be a good movie, because any King fan will tell you that King’s best movies are the ones that focus on people rather than monsters. Good examples of this include The Shawshank Redemption (based on the novella Rita Heyworth and the Shawshank Redemption), The Green Mile, Stand By Me (based on the novella The Body), Apt Pupil, etc. A notable exception to this is my #2 all-time favorite, Pet Semetary, where the movie could have been so much more. If I win the Powerball, I will remake Pet Semetary into what it could be.

Bad movies come from King books that are all about the monsters (It comes to mind quickly).

So when The Stand comes out as a movie, I will spend the $10 to see it.

Tron: Legacy Review

When I went to see Tron: Legacy last Friday, I walked into the movie theater as an outsider – since I hadn’t (and still haven’t) seen the original Tron from 1982, I was keenly interested in how accessible and enjoyable the movie would be to someone who didn’t have a “Clu” what was going on.

Luckily, Disney chose (wisely) to not bank on a scenario where the masses would make connections between the two movies, and created a standalone sequel to the nearly 30-year-old original version. This new version is the story of Kevin Flynn (Jeff Bridges), the brilliant and obsessive computer genius who creates a computer fantasy world called “the Grid.” Helping Flynn with this world are two programs of his creation – Tron, who keeps the Grid secure, and Clu (Codified Likeness Utility), whose job it is to create a perfect system.

Flynn ultimately gets sucked in to the Grid, and many years later his son Sam (Garrett Hedlund) visits his father’s old office and gets pulled in as well. Sam learns from his dad that Clu has taken over the Grid and that Flynn Senior was not included in Clu’s plans for establishing a perfect system. Flynn Junior must take Flynn Senior and the mysterious and childlike computer program Quorra (Olivia Wlide) and make it to the portal to the real world unnoticed by Clu if they’re to have any chance of going home.

(I won’t bore you with the play by play of the movie’s pot – lots of others have done a very competent job of that, including Roger Ebert in his review).

While this movie certainly isn’t going to win any awards for earth-shattering brilliance, I found the plot to be much stronger than other recent movies that feature beautiful graphics and lots of action (cough, AVATAR, cough). And Tron: Legacy certainly skipped that whole pseudo-political moral superiority thing that Avatar had going on.

A couple themes that stood out:

Perfection

The concept of creating a perfect computer world is at the heart of Tron: Legacy, and differences between Flynn and Clu as to what constitutes perfection are ultimately the cause of Flynn’s exile by Clu from the Grid.

What’s ironic to me is that an obsessive innovator like Kevin Flynn would be interested in creating something that’s “perfect,” since mistakes and imperfection in life are the ultimate drivers of the “next big thing” for which he so clearly thirsts. If perfection is achieved, the quest to create that next big thing is over. I wasn’t buying that Bridges’ character was prepared to embrace a perfect creation, kick back with a Mai Tai, and say “well, I guess that’s done, let’s go play Parcheesi.”

Free will also plays heavily in the quest for perfection, in that as long as entities have the free will to define for themselves and disagree with each other on what constitutes a perfect world, there will never be a world that’s perfect in everyone’s eyes. Clu and Flynn came to blows because Flynn programmed Clu to have his own ideas, which ultimately differed from Flynn’s.

The only way for Clu to continue the quest for the perfect world was to strip his programs of free will and make them work for him. Even so, the plan was thwarted by Flynn Senior and his team of free-willed variables, thus proving that even the most unlikely of factors can cause a major meltdown in the journey to perfect.

Sex

Don’t misunderstand, I love gratuitous, lengthy screen shots of Olivia Wilde in black leather. But I still reserve the right to crack up whenever a Disney production features something so obviously included for no other reason than to sexually excite. Quorra could have just as easily been a boy, or some unattractive woman. Of course I’m used to this from other companies, but I can’t help it, I still think of a wholesome cartoon mouse when the name Disney is uttered.

Garrett Hedlund isn’t so bad himself, and his outfit is no less tighter than Wilde’s.

Any time a Disney movie features anyone more attractive than the Seven Dwarfs, it reminds me of that South Park episode where Mickey Mouse explains to the Jonas Brothers that they are selling sex to little girls. Tee hee.

3D and Special Effects

I saved these for last because they speak for themselves. Very well done. I enjoyed the mix of 2D and 3D shots because it was less nauseating, although the 3D parts seemed very natural themselves.

And man, those Lightcycles were AWESOME! Almost as awesome as Flynn Junior’s Ducati, a bike that I secretly dream to own, yet freely admit that I would drive at 5mph around the block before deciding I’d risked my life enough for one day and retiring to the nearest bar for Buffalo wings and Bud Light.

What happens when you have a boyfriend good enough to do you two annoying favors in the same week?

You end up seeing Tron: Legacy because let’s face it, you owe him. And because relationships are give and take, and you have to try things that bring the other joy, and blah blah blah.

I should have kept it to myself when I ended up liking the movie a lot, I should have pissed and moaned and listed several favors now due me. But I couldn’t help it, I genuinely liked this one.

More on the movie later this weekend. Until then, feast your eyes on this one:

Disney's Newest Princess, Olivia Wilde